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NP: Three 6 Mafia - Knock The Black Off Yo Ass

Apr. 22nd, 2009

THE TEACHER Nansen found two groups of monks, from the East hall
and the West hall, squabbling over the ownership of a pet cat. He
picked up the cat, waved it in the air over his head, and said to
the quarrelers:

"Say a good word if you want to save the cat!" No one said a word.
Nansen went to the kitchen, brought back a big cleaver, and
chopped the cat in half. He gave one-half to each group.

That night when Kil returned to the monastery, Nansen told him
the story. Kil said nothing; but he took off his sandals,
balanced them on his head, and walked away.

Nansen said aloud, "Kil could have saved the cat."
THE TEACHER Nansen found two groups of monks, from the East hall
and the West hall, squabbling over the ownership of a pet cat. He
picked up the cat, waved it in the air over his head, and said to
the quarrelers:

"Say a good word if you want to save the cat!" No one said a word.
Nansen went to the kitchen, brought back a big cleaver, and
chopped the cat in half. He gave one-half to each group.

That night when Joshu returned to the monastery, Nansen told him
the story. Joshu said nothing; but he took off his sandals,
balanced them on his head, and walked away.

Nansen said aloud, "Joshu could have saved the cat."

Thanks Mom

If you receive e-mail called 'invitation', though sent by a friend. Do not open it!!! Shut down your computer immediately!!!!

Feb. 10th, 2009

WELCOME TO MY "CONTRY" YAMATAIKOKU!!
(9:49:38 PM) nuggety nugg: http://depts.washington.edu/sauf/hub/games/video.php
(9:50:54 PM) Oosanbashi: WHOA
(9:50:56 PM) Oosanbashi: METAL GEAR SOLID $
(9:50:57 PM) Oosanbashi: ...
(9:51:00 PM) Oosanbashi: I HELD THE SHIFT KEY REALLY LONG
(9:51:15 PM) nuggety nugg: TOPH YOU DID IT WRONG
(9:51:22 PM) Oosanbashi: sorry >_>
(9:51:27 PM) nuggety nugg: $$$$$ mEtAl GeAr SoLiD $$$$$
(9:51:32 PM) Oosanbashi: HAHAHAHAAHAHA
Tetrominon -From Russia With Blocks- by YMCK would be amazing in Pop'n Music. Just saying.
2008 was so fucking tight.

I know I'm like 3 days late LOL

:fs:

(4:54:05 AM) Oosanbashi: are you going to go into academia?
(4:54:09 AM) flamingspinach: dunno
(4:54:09 AM) flamingspinach: maybe
(4:54:10 AM) Oosanbashi: i mean you're doing math right
(4:54:14 AM) Oosanbashi: what else would you do
(4:54:15 AM) Oosanbashi: actuary?
(4:54:19 AM) flamingspinach: if i'm smart enough it'd be cool if i could
(4:54:35 AM) flamingspinach: actuary i don't reary know what the her i'm pranning to do
(4:54:49 AM) Oosanbashi: i'm going to pretend you didn't say that
(4:54:57 AM) flamingspinach: i didn't
(4:55:01 AM) Oosanbashi: :>
(4:55:01 AM) flamingspinach: so it's arr good
(4:55:06 AM) Oosanbashi: i hate you
(4:55:07 AM) Oosanbashi: :fs:
(4:55:08 AM) flamingspinach: :kyozoku:
(4:55:15 AM) flamingspinach: no that was a kyozoku arr*


*(4:53:31 AM) flamingspinach: 巨賊 【きょぞく】 (n) big-time bandit, big-time pirate
(3:36:33 AM) SeeingEyeCthulu: i'm azn on the inside
(3:36:40 AM) Oosanbashi: i'm white from the waist down
(3:36:41 AM) Oosanbashi: 8)
(3:36:55 AM) Oosanbashi: (the proper response is "8)")
(3:37:09 AM) SeeingEyeCthulu: 8)
[19:11] <Marie_Antoinette> i've played iidx actually being retarded
[19:12] <@Toph> LMAO
[19:12] <Marie_Antoinette> lmao yeah no homo

Marie_Antoinette is the best bot ever

[03:17] <Zerstorung> man, has everyone gone to sleep now or something?
[03:17] <Marie_Antoinette> theres something in ur ear
[03:18] <@Toph> LMFAO
[03:18] <@Toph> PWNED
Today, I listened to Never Gonna Come Back Down for the first time in about 3 years. It reminded me of 32nd trills and Kilgamayan and all that good stuff. :G
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What... the... crap... ⑨_⑨?

I don't even know what he's doing. Some kind of music game I've not seen before. But I know no one moves their hands like THAT without a reason. Hence I'm guessing this is some display of epic skills from beyond my world, and so I give my respect for what ever the hell it is hes doing.



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i think it's called beat mania :D
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childhood&youth
(4:12:00 AM) qxVg: giudeccaugh
(4:12:04 AM) Oosanbashi: CAUGH
(4:12:15 AM) Oosanbashi: GIUDECCAUGHT IN A LIE!!!
(4:12:18 AM) Oosanbashi: :>
(4:12:18 AM) qxVg: hahaha

Zen Corner

* * *

THE STUDENT Tokusan used to come to the master Ryutan in the
evenings to talk and to listen. One night it was very late before
he was finished asking questions.

"Why don't you go to bed?" asked Ryutan.

Tokusan bowed, and lifted the screen to go out. "The hall is very
dark," he said.

"Here, take this candle," said Ryutan, lighting one for the
student.

Tokusan reached out his hand, and took the candle.

Ryutan leaned forward, and blew it out.

* * *

I have this effect on people

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I met Toph in real life when I was just starting playing for not more than a month. I think I died and went to heaven.
I like Native Faith.

OMG 9/11

I HOPE THE FBI DOESN'T FIND OUT ABOUT MY QUELLS THAT I'M GOING TO BLOW UP THE DJ HOOD'S HOUSE WITH

OMG 9/11

I HOPE THE FBI DOESN'T FIND OUT ABOUT MY FURSUITS THAT I'M GOING TO BLOW UP THE MORDECAI'S HOUSE WITH

Sep. 4th, 2008

I'm hella listening to god knows.

Aug. 11th, 2008

I want to emphasize that this video is INCREDIBLE.

Aug. 11th, 2008

(3:51:43 AM) M13X5: did you aaa a hard song on another
(3:51:45 AM) M13X5:
  /\___/\
/        ::\
|           :|
|   ノ   ヽ、   :|   ANOTER
| (●), 、 (●)、.:::|
\ ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, ::/
/`ー `ニニ´一''´ \
(3:51:59 AM) M13X5:
  /\___/\
/        ::\
|  ─   ─   |
| (●), 、 (●)、 |   HAIPAR
|  ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .::::|
\   r‐=‐、  .:::/
/`ー `ニニ´一''´ \
(3:52:06 AM) M13X5:
  /\___/\
/ ⌒   ⌒ ::\
| (●), 、 (●)、 ::|
|  ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,   :::|   NOMAL
|   ト‐=‐ァ'   .:::|
\  `ニニ´  .::/
/`ー‐--‐‐一''´\
Oosanbashi: long story short
Oosanbashi: i love my class
Oosanbashi: a student wrote an essay that was 3 paragraphs long
Oosanbashi: last paragraph
Oosanbashi: Life on earth I believe was created by god in six days he had made everything in his
own image from the world to water, stars, land and everything else there is now. I donft ebelieve that we had came from fungus because of the signs that the world is starting to
show god has said in the bible that he will come soon for the righteous ones.

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Oosanbashi: peer review, this guy mark wrote:
"Is there a suitable conclusion? The is very well stated"
Oosanbashi: the teacher wrote:
Oosanbashi: "Mark,

You did a great job with this peer review. Thanks."
Oosanbashi: LOL WTF
Lego keyChAin: lol
Lego keyChAin: wtf
Oosanbashi: yeah
Oosanbashi: leeward community college
Oosanbashi: bottom tier
Oosanbashi: i saw a video of tamayura ex (pop'n) on nico
Oosanbashi: and some guy posted at the end "maamaa dane" (it's ok)
Oosanbashi: and there was a comment under it "[arrow upward] this guy listens to TERRA"
The VgameT: hahahahahahahaha

Zero Suit Samus

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yes it does look like shes farting, but with that BUTTerfly on her smelly farting sexy ass, it would be massive if she broke wind, with it on, it would be explosive.

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no literally it looks she's breaking wind, just by looking at her ass, like she looks like shes forcing gas out of her ass!

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i mean serisiosly look at her hot butt, it looks like farting alot, like serisisly it literally always looks she's breakin' wind! like shes forcing it or something.